What Went Wrong with Dr. Laura?, submitted by me. Once you let a guy take nude pictures of you, that guy owns you forever. Remember ladies, if you don't want nude pictures getting posted on the internet, DON'T POSE NAKED! I wonder if she's trimmed the bushes since then.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.