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I have figured out a way to gaurantee that no man ever has to go through a divorce. So all you guys out there listen up, I am going to dispense this information to you all, free of charge. It's simple really, all you have to do is go out about every ten years and find the meanest, nastiest, most hateful, evil fucking bitch you can possibly find. Make sure she hates your guts. Then buy her a house and give her half of everything you own. This will eliminate ever having to appear in a court of law and having to listen to your ex-bitch telling everyone how you forced her to have all of those threesomes with her friends and how she never enjoyed it. YEAH, RIGHT ! So now I find myself sitting here and writing this cunt another check and thinking how good it is going to feel when I finally get her paid off. In the mean time, if any of you sick fuckers out there would be interested in a chain smoking, anorexic, flat chested, saggy assed, nagging, whining, complaining, miserable, two faced, lying, cheating, chemically imbalanced, recently commited, abortion loving, gutter slut whore... please drop me an email. I'll be more than glad to give you directions to her street corner. That's my "I hate that WHORE" opinion, It oughtta be yours,
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Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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