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I have figured out a way to gaurantee that no man ever has to go through a divorce. So all you guys out there listen up, I am going to dispense this information to you all, free of charge. It's simple really, all you have to do is go out about every ten years and find the meanest, nastiest, most hateful, evil fucking bitch you can possibly find. Make sure she hates your guts. Then buy her a house and give her half of everything you own. This will eliminate ever having to appear in a court of law and having to listen to your ex-bitch telling everyone how you forced her to have all of those threesomes with her friends and how she never enjoyed it. YEAH, RIGHT ! So now I find myself sitting here and writing this cunt another check and thinking how good it is going to feel when I finally get her paid off. In the mean time, if any of you sick fuckers out there would be interested in a chain smoking, anorexic, flat chested, saggy assed, nagging, whining, complaining, miserable, two faced, lying, cheating, chemically imbalanced, recently commited, abortion loving, gutter slut whore... please drop me an email. I'll be more than glad to give you directions to her street corner. That's my "I hate that WHORE" opinion, It oughtta be yours,
LMFAO BEAVER POLICE! That SHIT is so CRAZY. I love how they cuss a lot and the site has a lot of good qualities like how they love shit and they love craziness. There is also a lot of porn man! AWESOME!
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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