The Pussy Snorkel, submitted by Necc0.
And if, after all of this advice, you’re still too classy to attract women, simply buy yourself a Pussy Snorkel. In fact, just visit the web page. Nobody who even so much as glances at this page will ever be classy ever, ever again for the rest of eternity. In fact, I don’t think classiness and this page can even coexist in the same universe.
The cone shaped nostril inserts were designed to allow one size to fit all. The slider provides a snug fit. The clitoral stimulator, with natural head movement, excites the receiver, in addition to the oral arousal. In short, it doubles the pleasure, and doubles the fun! With The Pussy Snorkel you won't miss a lick!
WARNING: USPSA* Surgeon General has determined that continuous use of The Pussy Snorkel will cause multiple orgasms, which could result in temporary loss of energy.
Yeah, it's a Pussy Snorkel. It's pretty much exactly what it sounds like. Knock yourself out, idiots.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
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