The Pussy Snorkel, submitted by Necc0.
And if, after all of this advice, you’re still too classy to attract women, simply buy yourself a Pussy Snorkel. In fact, just visit the web page. Nobody who even so much as glances at this page will ever be classy ever, ever again for the rest of eternity. In fact, I don’t think classiness and this page can even coexist in the same universe.
The cone shaped nostril inserts were designed to allow one size to fit all. The slider provides a snug fit. The clitoral stimulator, with natural head movement, excites the receiver, in addition to the oral arousal. In short, it doubles the pleasure, and doubles the fun! With The Pussy Snorkel you won't miss a lick!
WARNING: USPSA* Surgeon General has determined that continuous use of The Pussy Snorkel will cause multiple orgasms, which could result in temporary loss of energy.
Yeah, it's a Pussy Snorkel. It's pretty much exactly what it sounds like. Knock yourself out, idiots.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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