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• The Bounty Hunter
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  Macrame_God somehow survives watching The Bounty Hunter.

• Love-Shy and My Tiny Dick
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  Hey! Take a break from watching basketball and read some of these posts about tiny dicks!

• Bad Luck In Bad Company 2
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  Bad things will always happen to you, then things will get worse.

• Variety Pack #14!
  Photoshop Phriday
  

  The SA forum goons bring you the rest of the best of the rest.

• The Newsom Nuisance
  Garbage Day
  

  Joanna Newsom bashers are more annoying than her crazy fans -- and her music itself.

• The Art of Vampire: The Masquerade (1990s)
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  Steve and Zack enter the ghoulish art world of Vampire: The Masquerade from the early 1990s.