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The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.

• [italo acid house] New single and a remix from Easystreet = electronic sexy
• Long-term but mild knee problem - Possibly overreacting?
• NBA Draft Lottery 2013: Oh Balls
• [downtempo weird beat chopped vox whatever] WIP 6billion
• Complete Watchmen comic for Kindle - $3.99
• Ask me about working at Disney World
• Sudden blind spot... in both eyes
• MLB GDT 5/22: Where have you gone, Tom Kelly?