Who -- or what -- tripped El Hadji Diouf? First, let's start with this: Who is El Hadji Diouf? Well, he's a soccer player, suiting up for the Rangers squad in Scotland. He's also kind of a big jerk, both on and off the pitch. Not Ben Roethlisberger bad, but still. So when it comes to him taking a fall, there's certainly no shortage of suspects!
Gentle creature Mark Zuckerberg informs you that he enjoys his dog and wife the normal human amount. That he has a plan. That he will be Gentle Leader.
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Candles scented like Destiny planets - increases KDR by 26%!
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