Who -- or what -- tripped El Hadji Diouf? First, let's start with this: Who is El Hadji Diouf? Well, he's a soccer player, suiting up for the Rangers squad in Scotland. He's also kind of a big jerk, both on and off the pitch. Not Ben Roethlisberger bad, but still. So when it comes to him taking a fall, there's certainly no shortage of suspects!
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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