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This Week on Something Awful...

• Historical Figure Hats / British Judge Wigs!
  Photoshop Phriday
  

  Hats? On people?! Wigs? On judges?! Whatever, weirdos.

• Aliens Unlimited: Galaxy Guide (1997)
  WTF, D&D!?
  

  Steve and Zack encounter unknown creatures in Palladium's guide to Aliens Unlimited.

• Republican Primary Ads!
  Comedy Goldmine
  

  The SA forum goons approved these messages.

• The Man Who Doesn't Know How To Sit Casually
  The Flash Tub
  

  Just sit casually.

• Chronicle; Journey 2: The Mysterious Island; Big Miracle; The Woman in Black
  Current Releases
  

  We're spanning the genres this week.

• There's Still Room For Mass Effect 3 To Seem Even Dumber
  Video Game Article
  

  Perhaps BioWare should hire Derek Smart.