Wigs are our business...and business is BAD! That means deeper discounts for you this holiday wig season! So whether you want to maximize your yuletide experience with a festive holiday wig or ring in the new year with the hottest 2009 wig models you will never find friggin' deeper discounts than this. Never. And if someone says they can give you a better deal then let two fingers do the talking. Two MIDDLE fingers.
With wig prices this low you might thing we're insane, but we're just assholes assholes ASSHOLES. Only one man has the power to offer wigs at these unbelievable low prices and that man is...
*Dave Mustaine does not wear a wig and never would wear a fucking faggot wig.
Wigs sell, but who's buyin'? Is it YOU???
Ma'am, what if I told you I have the miracle of a lifetime right here in this briefcase?
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