"Axle" is the name of "Janglur." "Janglur" is the name of "Kirigaloo." "Kirigaloo" is the name of... ah fuck it, I have no idea why this person has several hundred different names. Perhaps there's one for every mental illness this internet gem has packed away in their wadded mess of disease they dub a brain. Whatever his name, he can easily be summed up as the typical furry: homosexual, addicted to MMORPGs, unemployed, semi-homeless, whiny, depressed, rife with malfunctioning body parts, and all the standard jazz. You can read all about it on his remarkably pathetic Livejournal, which additionally includes a link to his massive credit card debt, along with instructions detailing how you can bail him out of his fiscal irresponsibility hell. Because this is something you would want to do.
Thanks to Josh "Colorfinger" Jones for the music. Oh, and if you know of any intensely retarded Livejournal / blog entries which would make great dramatic videos, send 'em in!
And you thought women had one-dimensional script intros that treated them like sex objects. Ewoks have it even worse.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?