As with each article I try to find some way to give the readers back the time they regrettably wasted reading my failed attempt at humor. This time I didn't even have to make a video as Mediocre_Dan and Slybo threw together some footage that I barely had to edit. Mostly Mediocre_Dan though; Slybo just gave me some raw footage of people dancing.
I cannot tell you how glad I am to be done with this game. I realize that reviewing bad MMOs is my job but this one really took it out of me. I hope to never see anything else pertaining to Tyra Banks as long as I live.
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A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
"Free" MMORPGs have grown in popularity to the point of supersaturation. How on Earth can one person possibly play them all and determine the best platform for painfully long level grinding, illiterate online communities, and fatal bugs? MMO Roulette examines a different online "free" role playing game every other week, providing you the lowdown on each. Every chamber is loaded when you play MMO Roulette.