I am seriously not trying to pick MMOs from Asia. It just happens. STOP MAKING SHITTY GAMES ASIA!
I have nothing to say about this game other than it sucks shit.
Okay so I barely played this game because I got into the WotLK beta. Do you really blame me?
We be pirates this bi-week and we are a hardy crew of goons that do something. I can't pull off a pirate imitation.
Rumble Fighter made me hate the entire fighting game genre. I already hated anime and the Korean game development industry but why did you bastards make me hate fighting games???
Oh look Korea makes another shitty MMO. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT!?
I hated this game so much it actually made me want to waste energy. IBM helped make the worst (and possibly only) educational MMO. Jerks.
Seriously though, Age of Conan is going to be a pile of crap. Terrible graphics, Clunky interface, and naked people are the common points of Ruin Online and that horrible game. I don't even mention Age of Conan in my article!
Anime robots are the worst thing on this earth and should be purged in a giant robot holocaust. We already have trash dumps so there should be minimal expense.
Gunz Online is another game that sucks ass. Not to say it is the worst game I have had to review but when you have to rip off Lord of the Rings (even though there is only one ring) for a video game you have gone too far! STAR WARS IS THE ONLY TRUE TRILOGY.
ASDA Story is a pile of crap with stupid crap everywhere. Soulmates and vagina caves couldn't save this game from mediocracy.
This time I review Kart Rider which is a giant Mario Kart rip off. The game is pretty horrible but I also included a piece of hate mail to make up for it. May the force be with you.
Dark and Light is basically a pile of garbage that I could have putt together by opening up my butt cheeks and pushing really hard. From now on I will be reviewing REALLY crappy MMOs made by teenagers.
Come join me as I get kicked in the nuts online in Kicks Online! I wanted to eat the end of a gun every minute while playing this game! Hooray!
The Sims Online is still a pile of garbage. This article, however, may only be a small clump of garbage!
I can't tell you how fucking much Kidney stones hurt. What also hurt was reviewing this piece of shit game.
Balls a swingin' with Ultimate Baseball Online 2007. Wait, I meant bats not balls. Heh Balls don't swing in this game.
After Anna Nicole Smith choked on painkillers, the dumbest person on the planet became Tyra Banks. This is her game.
Normally I review games of the MMORPG genre every two weeks but this article is a bit different since I am reviewing "The Endless Forest" which I don't think actually qualifies as a game. I would call it a chat room for people who want to be deer... but you can't actually chat.
This week we take a look at Drift City, a cell shaded car game that is only fun when harassing other players.
Knight Online World makes all the other games I have reviewed look like masterpieces. This time I brought along a few goons to suffer the same misery.
Join me as I enter the world of GoonZu. The latest piece of crap to push out of the bowels of Korea. Some features include: click and wait combat system, cat-rabbits, and stupid anime crap.
Are you ready for non-exciting mediocrity!? I wasn't! This game is boring! YIPPIE!
Ran Online sets you in the future and back in college. The precision is so great in this game, it is like virtual reality.
Some MMOs are crappy and some are crappy with creepy anime models in it. This week I take a look into the dark world that is 3D anime muds and will never be the same again.
Ever wanted to spend life behind bars but too fat and lazy to get arrested? Well, thanks to PrisonServer you can get the whole prison experience without leaving the comfort of your chair!
A look at Outspark's up and coming MMO and why it is officially the best game in Asia.
Set sail for a magnificent new world full of soulless clones and tentacle monsters.
Like golfing but aren't allowed to wear your favorite dragon shirt onto the green? Banned from the course after striking a fellow golfer with a key shaped club? Then Albatross 18 is the game for you!