I'm currently working on a BIG project which combines this site with my fulltime job. It should be done in a few weeks. I won't give you any hints except this:
Cliff Yablonski + "Streets of Rage"
That is all.
Apparently you do want to be lonely, because you defied the one rule of Farmers Only.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
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