I'm currently working on a BIG project which combines this site with my fulltime job. It should be done in a few weeks. I won't give you any hints except this:
Cliff Yablonski + "Streets of Rage"
That is all.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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