I'm currently working on a BIG project which combines this site with my fulltime job. It should be done in a few weeks. I won't give you any hints except this:
Cliff Yablonski + "Streets of Rage"
That is all.
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
It's just a little confusing, is all.
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