Two people were taken to area hospitals with non-life-threatening injuries. One victim reported, "someone screamed 'ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL' before the explosion."
Hank Williams Jr. is 58 and was deemed Tennessean of the Year in 2007. More...
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