Your costume is is the Halloween equivalent of a CSI rerun on TNT.
Time to let your pimples bubble and swell under your beard like some acne Machu Picchu.
A helpful guide for coping with your inability to function like an adult.
You can realize that you’ve wasted the last few moments of youth at an occupation you hate or fool yourself into a numb compliance with one of these great excuses.
As if listening to Irish punk music wasn’t enough. This is an official warning: Holidays Just Got Real.