I’m just trying to enjoy a scheduled show at my own glacial pace.
Survivalist Fetish? The Creepiest First Date? Naked and Afraid is a complex show.
You’ve come to the fair offering crafts. In the August heat with your diabetic socks, you have the insane ability to see the possible worthless knick-knack hidden within everyday garbage. Months spent in your Craft Lair of a basement gluing beads to stuff for this moment. Time for you to monetize third grade art class!
NBC approached Olympic coverage like a college freshman approaches midterms. Sloppy, uninterested, and possibly drunk. But they spent a billion dollars for this so you're going to listen to Bob Costas explain a weird dream he had and you're going to like it.
Your place is trashed and the landlord is on the way. But even if you deserve to lose every cent of your deposit, don’t give up! With these easy tips and a few simple household goods, a gallon of gasoline and the hologram projector used to resurrect Tupac, you’ll be a few hundred dollars richer!
Serve him wrong and you'll be carted off to the hospital with nothing to show but a shattered clavicle and a pile of VH1's I Love The 80s Dvds.