Since Nate and I have been awake and working on the SA Forums since 11:00 PM on Sunday night, I'm afraid I do not have the creative energy to spew forth an exciting front page article. I do, however, bring good news: the SA Forums are now temporarily open to the public! Come stop on in, check the place out, and see if you like them! We're trying to run a stress test on the new servers, as well as encourage people to sign up, so give them a shot. Please keep in mind that unregistered viewers will only be allowed to see about half the total forums, so registration definitely has its benefits. If you still refuse to visit the SA Forums, then I will send the following furry to lurk in the bushes outside your home and proceed to perform disgusting sexual acts while you watch "Will and Grace":
I hope that did the trick. Now head on over to the SA Forums and work those servers like the filthy, two-bit whores they are!
I AM USING THE INTERNET!
Ryan "OMGWTFBBQ" Adams here again folks! Let me check my little calander real quick. Yep, Tuesday. Guess it's time to show why Lowtax and Nate have been working so hard to get the forums available to you, the general public. In today’s Comedy Goldmine we deal with flavor of the month and snazzy kisser Mohammad Said al-Sahaf and his crazy thoughts."Mohammad Said al-Sahaf tells it how it is", 9 fun filled pages of photoshop fun, straight from the SA Forum Goons.
Now that looks like a sticky situation! If you’d like to see the rest of the funny ha-ha pictures, then click here!
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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