1. Lauren's Cartoon

    Lauren's Cartoon

    Jimbo bimbo!

  2. Lauren's Cartoon 2: Dora Gets Fat

    Lauren's Cartoon 2: Dora Gets Fat

    Another genius story from the hilarious Lauren!

  3. Lauren's Cartoon 3: Batman Vs. The Lightbulb

    Lauren's Cartoon 3: Batman Vs. The Lightbulb

    Lauren Kyanka, age... five... spins another yarn, this time about BATMAAAAN! If you like strange tales told by little kids then you'll love this!

  4. Lauren's Cartoon 4: THE BEGINNING!

    Lauren's Cartoon 4: THE BEGINNING!

    Lauren spins a yarn about her favorite subject: zombies!

  5. Lauren's Cartoon 5: The Story of the Glitter Doll

    Lauren's Cartoon 5: The Story of the Glitter Doll

    Lauren's story of a Glitter Doll... whatever that is!

  6. Lauren's Cartoon 6: The Story of the Fairy Mermaid

    Lauren's Cartoon 6: The Story of the Fairy Mermaid

    A fairy mermaid!? Only at Something Awful! Here's another story by the bright and clever Lauren Kyanka.

  7. Jaylen's Cartoon

    Jaylen's Cartoon

    3-year-old Jaylen Kyanka's first story! Did I mention she's three? This is like some kind of record.

  8. Mini Lauren Cartoon

    Mini Lauren Cartoon

    A tiny story by Lauren.

  9. Lauren Cartoon 7: Spiderman With The Button Eyes

    Lauren Cartoon 7: Spiderman With The Button Eyes

    Lauren spins a yarn about the AMAZING SPIDER-MAN! A seven-year-old tells the story of Spider-Man better than anyone else.

  10. Lauren Cartoon 8: The Story Of Minecraft

    Lauren Cartoon 8: The Story Of Minecraft

    A seven-year-old spins a yarn about Minecraft and it explains EVERYTHING!!!

  11. Lauren Cartoon 9: Halloween Story

    Lauren Cartoon 9: Halloween Story

    Lauren tells an EXTRA SCARY story for Halloween!!!

  12. A Pretty Love Story (The Jesus House)

    A Pretty Love Story (The Jesus House)

    A beautiful love story, as told by Lauren Kyanka, age 7. Also includes a Jesus house, frogs, dresses, and hair.

  13. Lauren And Jaylen's Story 1

    Lauren And Jaylen's Story 1

    Lauren and Jaylen tell a story together... IT IS FRIGHTENING!

  14. DOORKNOB!

    DOORKNOB!

    the greatest superhero... or the lamest stupid nero?!?!

  15. A HORSE NAMED LEMON

    A HORSE NAMED LEMON

    Lemon is a horse or a unicorn I don't know but there's a dragon in this too.

  16. Lauren And Jaylen's Story 3: THE BLANKY FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION

    Lauren And Jaylen's Story 3: THE BLANKY FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION

    Lauren and Jaylen scream out their third collaboration, the story of blankets and ghosts

  17. Chucky Vs Sonic

    Chucky Vs Sonic

    Is this the plot to Sonic Boom?! 5-year-old Jaylen spins a yarn about Chucky tryin to kill Sonic.

  18. The Stinkiest Unicorn Ever

    The Stinkiest Unicorn Ever

    This is one stinky unicorn. A story by 5-year-old Jaylen Kyanka.

  19. The Princess How She Died

    The Princess How She Died

    The princess died. How did she die? Who knows. Princess princess princess

  20. Jaylen Kyanka's FOOD FIGHT

    Jaylen Kyanka's FOOD FIGHT

    Jaylen Kyanka tells a story about some food that is alive... and the food makes more food to eat the food.

  21. 5 SECOND STORIES

    5 SECOND STORIES

    BIG BIG cartoon with Lauren Kyanka telling a bunch of weird short stories.

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