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Lauren's Cartoon 5: The Story of the Glitter Doll
Lauren's popular theatrical debut is now here for all to see! Originally shown with Rifftrax's presentation of Reefer Madness, this cartoon is the first in a two cartoon set.
In this installment we learn about a magical Glitter Doll. We don't learn what a Glitter Doll is though.

– Lauren Kyanka (@sashmorky)

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Lauren Kyanka has been making cartoon stories since she was four years old. Her amazing esoteric adventures are entertaining to people all over the world, why don't you love 'em too?

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