Even I Can't Believe I'm Not Dead

Even I Can't Believe I'm Still Alive

Whether dealing with thugs trying to make improvised explosives out of iced tea and Skittles, or putting up with road ragers who don't understand my gun gives me the right of way, it's hard to shake the feeling that I've always got five stars in this Grand Theft Auto known as life.

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