You've been wondering. Now you can finally get the answers about John Galt.
We found this sort of orb. Egg maybe? I dunno. It is what it is.
We have made this slideshow of celebrities without make up. Good luck to you.
A rock and roll fashion photographer being creepy with models? Yes, it can happen. It has happened. The nightmare is real. I'm sorry.
When confronted with a string of dead Nitro Girls, veteran grapplers Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage join forces to solve the crime.
Here are some comics about Slenderman. Have at it, globules.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans. He is one step ahead of them at every turn.
Go on the adventure of a lifetime in your neighborhood dumpster.
In order to make a brand omelet, you're going to have to break a few giraffes and lions.
You'd better be prepared for the most epic Feels of 2014.
Cars have faces and they look stupid.
Gamer? Male? Congratulations, you are wanted to save the kingdom with your balls.
Heavy.com's horny readers get tipped off on all the hottest action coming out of the House Committee on Armed Services.
America's #1 ambassador to Korea takes a shot at explaining his mission of peace and birthday wishes.
We look back on a miserable year of Slate writer and twitter sensation Matt Yglesias.
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Athletes are helping to boost their brand identity and overall swagger klout with fresh logos from top tier design firms. These 9 logos will blow your brains out through your balls!
The sign language interpreter from the Mandela memorial tries to explain himself the only way he knows how.
Were you enjoying your day? STOP IT! There is some outrageous crap going on that you need to be mad about immediately.
Mike Tyson's new memoir is a raw account of the life of boxing's most controversial cannibal.Mike Tyson's new memoir is a raw account of the life of one of boxing's most controversial cannibals.
You are not going to believe the FAILS of some people on their wedding day.
Welcome to Night Vale returns with a new episode including the work of Zack Parsons.
America's fawning tech journalists take a turn at covering America's wars. It's not like anybody else was covering them.
Stressed out Gambino Donald Glover posted some strangeness to Instagram and he's not the only one.
We count down 11 awe-inspiring abandoned places that you will wish you could see before you die.
You have machine gunned hundreds, beaten innocent bystanders to death, fondled creepy boobs, and crashed a dealership's worth of cars. Now what? The ultimate GTA thrill revealed.
Russian President Vladimir Putin weighs in on the Syria crisis and America's role in the world.
The hottest deals in tech were being made at this year's Burning Man Festival. Find out who what new tech secured big attention from investors.
15 helpful hacks so simple you won't believe you have been living without them.
Welcome to Night Vale is having a live event on October 10th in Brooklyn!
I'm probably now dead, thanks entirely to the Internet. Great job on my murder, this is what I've always wanted.
Are you equipped with a rocket and wondering what you need to do? Ask the Enemy F.A.Q. for Rocket Troopers!
Stare in awe at the completely failed attempts to produce clones of Grand Theft Auto. Wonder why they were created. Weep for humanity.
Peace activists hoped their cause would be bolstered by the blood-drenched killer's insights on wars against Muslim nations.
A poem addressed to the poet laureate of the Boston Marathon bombing.
If you are a skeleton warrior, before you send your question to support, please check this F.A.Q.
Understanding the gender roles portrayed in early video games helps illuminate modern problems with portraying gender and sexuality.
The working girls of San Andreas have it rough. Find out just how rough in this intimate diary.
A child refugee of fighting in Syria responds to the concerns of Tumblr posters.
Microwave dinners make passable meals on nights you don't feel like sitting alone at Wendy's or cooking a Hamburger Helper meal for one. The only problem with these frozen slabs of vaguely foodlike slush is that they always taste the same. Maybe it's time to change things up with one of these recipes.
JSOC was standing in the doorway silhouetted by the glow of an IR beacon...
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Lifehacker talks to Ulillillia about his workplace and tips he uses to increase productivity.
I've been delivering your food for several months now, but lately you've been having second thoughts about tipping me. Well, despite what you think, tips are important, as they have a drastic impact on how your next order is handled.
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UFO panic grips Nigeria, leaving its president to do the only sensible thing and leave the only anti-UFO force in the world.