Failed Magician Tommy El Camino
The REAL Elvis Pressley(by a court ruling we are required to formally announce that The REAL Elvis Pressley is in no way associated with Elvis Presley)
German rockstar legend Die Heißen Hosen
Michael McKinley - The Birdman!
General Tex Eatem's Good Times Happy Buffet and Filling Station
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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