Failed Magician Tommy El Camino
The REAL Elvis Pressley(by a court ruling we are required to formally announce that The REAL Elvis Pressley is in no way associated with Elvis Presley)
German rockstar legend Die Heißen Hosen
Michael McKinley - The Birdman!
General Tex Eatem's Good Times Happy Buffet and Filling Station
TECHNICALLY A DOG - I have expertly subdivided a horse to create what is, scientifically speaking, a dog. I have done this 10 times before and plan to keep doing it forever!!! $400. 555-2466
Step One: Salvage a ridiculous chair from a race car or a fighter jet. Now it will support your ridiculous body as you play a virtual card game.
The water got bigger? my sand castle was destroyed and we had to move. Who did this?
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