Three Sisters' Story

Game Plot: You take on the role of a high school boy whose father killed himself ten years before the game began. You and your brother figured out who drove him to take a gainer in front of a moving train and since then you have been living next door to the Okisomething family. The family consists of the titular three sisters (Yuki, Emi, and Risa) and an affluent father who happened to disappear just before the game begins. Even though the father is out of the picture, your evil brother wants to ruin them all, while you fight him for their right to continue partying.

You advance the plot by wandering around the highschool's seventy thousand or so rooms for seemingly hours hoping for something to randomly occur in one of the rooms and advance the plot. Actually I hesitate to use the term "advance the plot" on almost anything that happens in the game, as most of it seems to revolve around inane romances between you and the three different sisters as well as secondary fuck-quests that you have to complete to be allowed to leave the school for the day. Once you're home the night time is the right time to sit in your apartment and think about every conceivable character over and over again until all of the menu options have been exhausted.

It's thrilling, and I'm thrilled to tell you that the game is almost as repetitious as it is devoid of anything even resembling "interesting". For example, on your first day at school you get the pleasure of searching for one of the sisters in every fucking room in the entire building as she has "disappeared". Now naturally you would think this would mean that you need to find her, but that's using logic and not Hentai Logic. Hentai Logic dictates that you have to complete every single possible option before you will be permitted to move on to the next locale. So I enjoyed the Christ out of walking from room to room and then backtracking only to find the room that was empty earlier now suddenly had an activated event. Then after I jump through all these flaming shit-hoops I got to find out that she wasn't missing at all and wanted me to meet her in a park or something.

Hmmm, "theighs" or "secret place", it's a tough call.You can't imagine how happy I was to get home and find one of the sisters being raped by my brother. This thrilling introduction of your brother's character was truly a cool zephyr on a hot day. The next day was so close to being the same in terms of sequence and events I will just save the trouble of summarizing it and note that I was also given a quest by the school nurse to fuck some sense into three girls she was worried about. The shy girl in the library even had the option to rape her, and as much as I would like the makers of this game to be raped by a gay porn star made out of lava, I resisted the temptation. Throw in some romantic entanglements and idiotic events with a 17 year old (the youngest sister) who talks in third person like Disco Stu from the fucking Simpsons and you've got yourself a real pot-boiler. Pot-boiler means something that should be launched into the sun, right?Looks more to me like Chie Makino was left for dead on a library table by the hideous fleshcrab monster lurking beneath it.Gameplay: This game has the innovative system of combining the thrilling and standard "look and think" Hentai interface with the even more stupefying "wander around until something happens" interface. It's like they took a shit in your bowl of cereal in the morning and you go to rinse your mouth out with some bottled water and, oops, they also took a shit in that. Thank you crazy Japanese cretins! The game also includes all the latest MIDI hits like "chirping symphony" and "ode to a Casio set to rumba rhythm and getting kicked through drywall". The art is poorly drawn as always, but has some unintentionally hilarious perspective faux pas that make you believe women consist of a giant ass with a torso the size of a bucket sitting on top of it.

It should be noted that your character has a penis large enough to give him a tri-pedal gait. I have uploaded a very not work safe picture and have included a badly cropped F-15 jet fighter for scale comparison. Also note the "Ass n' Bucket" he is about to lay pipe into.

Difficulty: Extremely hard. Hard like dropping a "Where's Waldo?" book into the ocean and trying to find Waldo by staring at the tide from a beach. The only way it could have been harder is if they had forced you to be in the seemingly random rooms at particular clock times. The game ended up beating me, and after sinking about three hours into playing it I could handle no more. I can't say I really have any interest in returning to it after this review to find out just what does happen to the three sisters. My hope is that your brother murders them all, but I know I will be disappointed by the maker's willingness to show horrible sex acts and unwillingness to show justifiable homicide.

The scenes that followed this were recently (and probably temporarily) declared legal by the supreme court.Defining Moment: I am tempted to say the inclusion of a "rape" option in one of your therapeutic quests to help the class of your high school, but I think your first sexual encounter with the underage Risa wins out. In a sad way I give the makers of the game credit for actually portraying her as 17. In most Hentai games the characters are very obviously supposed to be 17 or 16, yet they say they are at "Junior College" and intentionally leave out any reference to their age. Not that it really matters, anime women as a rule look more like aliens than human beings and regardless of age are proportioned like a porn star with a head made out of a pumpkin with two flashlights jammed into it.

Your first tryst with jailbait Risa occurs when you escort her to the high school at night (yeah, because I don't get fucking enough of that place during the day) and you catch your teacher sucking off your brother. Naturally the two of you watch the freeze-frame fellatio through a window and naturally she can't help but collapse on the ground masturbating and demanding to be violated. When I was 18 if I had gone with a 17 year old girl to my highschool at night only to catch two of my teachers having sex, the last thing I would do is sit and watch. I guarantee you the last thing any 17 year old girl would do is collapse on the ground masturbating and demanding sex. But that's just little old me living in a world with things like "logic" and "fucking ugly teachers".

Final Thoughts: "Three Sisters' Story" is something of a classic in Hentai circles. It's a fairly old game and one of the first major ones to be translated to English. Playing it was not at all like taking a trip down memory lane however, since all of these games are so similar you could show me a screen shot of just about any of them and I wouldn't be able to identify it. If "Three Sisters' Story" is a milestone in Hentai in America it is a milestone that shows how the genre has come absolutely nowhere over the years.