Hello gang, and welcome to a Variety Pack edition of Photoshop Phriday! This week I'm highlighting two threads from the Something Awful Forums. The first section deals with "Movie Premakes," which reverses the whole tired idea of Hollywood remaking old movies. We follow that up with a recent journey into the fabled land of rejected Indiana Jones movies. As always, these images come courtesy of the intrepid image gnomes that live inside our forums.

Let's begin the "movie premake" fun with the ideas inventor, Bernard Q. Unkempt.

johnnybgood1234 yearns for the post-Norman Y. Mineta era of violent transportation deregulation!

Sonance believes a resurrected Forrest Tucker will trigger Armageddon.

smilingkevin has just fortified his body with three essential vitamins!

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