Hello gang, and welcome to a Variety Pack edition of Photoshop Phriday! This week I'm highlighting two threads from the Something Awful Forums. The first section deals with "Movie Premakes," which reverses the whole tired idea of Hollywood remaking old movies. We follow that up with a recent journey into the fabled land of rejected Indiana Jones movies. As always, these images come courtesy of the intrepid image gnomes that live inside our forums.

Let's begin the "movie premake" fun with the ideas inventor, Bernard Q. Unkempt.

johnnybgood1234 yearns for the post-Norman Y. Mineta era of violent transportation deregulation!

Sonance believes a resurrected Forrest Tucker will trigger Armageddon.

smilingkevin has just fortified his body with three essential vitamins!

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  • GLUT OF DOGS

    GLUT OF DOGS

    TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851

  • THE PERFECT HUMAN FORM

    THE PERFECT HUMAN FORM

    Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.

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