A new year, and with it our species lifespan draws closer and closer to an end. On today's Awful Link of the Day, I share with you a functional Doomsday Clock. This clock is based off the Mayan Calendar, three different types of Bibles, MSPaint, a dartboard and oversized large colored fonts. Here's the short summary:

JUNE 12th 2007?!?!

SO WE ARE LOOKING AT TWO PROPHETIC WINDOWS

DEAD OF WINTER

Then on 14 May 1948, A Miracle Happened! The Fig Tree came to life.


Final Warning

WHEN THE DOME MOSQUE IS BLOWN APART, THE TRIBULATION IS SOON TO START!

JUNE 6 2006
6.6.6.
ANTICHRIST REVEALED

1988 + 40 = 2028

   So we basically have until June 6, 2006 until we're all dead. These are our last days! Happy New Year!

– Caylen "Abraham" Burroughs

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