To be the man, you have to beat the man's fixed rate refinancing at 5.625%. Some naysayers claim that the Financial Industry isn't real; that many professional wrestlers artificially inflate the future values of common consumer quantities, and debt-equity swaps are for entertainment purposes only. The Nature Boy Ric, however, will have you screaming WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! while his "relationships with many business", which include various folding chair manufactures and Chop Block Overstock, secure you the best deal on a good loan.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
He was ripped off for True Detective, now Thomas Ligotti is being asked to review Pizza Hut's new Hotdog Pizza Bites.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.