Boytaur.net: Online resources for boytaurs, multilimbers, shapes, submitted by Werd HeRtZ. If the above update wasn't gay and stupid enough for you, and I'm really confident that it was, today's ALoD is sure to fill that void in your heart and in your... well... heart. Boytaur.net takes the natural human lust for pedophilia and combines it with the natural human lust for bestiality, creating the ultimate webpage for people who should be tracked by FBI cranial implants.

There's something wildly, almost primally, attractive about a guy with four legs: the crowding of long, sculpted thigh muscle, the four calf muscles bobbing and working in rhythm with his four-legged walk, the four strong male feet supporting his powerful boytaur body. Boytaurs know this attraction well, and it is our constant joy, both to have and to share.

"NO!" shrieked Trent, astonished—the long legs and feet yanked out of my hands and I realized that they were attached to Trent! His costume was coming undone, revealing the sweating flanks of his torso and a second torso-like extension from which the extra legs sprung, which was muscularly extended from Trent's handsome ass—he had a second pair of hindquarters, folded up his back so the extra legs could hang from his shoulders!

"Omigod Trent!" I shouted. "You're a centaur!"

You said it, my brothah'! Hooray for gay men with horse body parts and too many limbs! All aboard the Erotic Train! Next stop: Human Horseville!

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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