The faster one rams that ole thumb the more points one gets. I don't ever want to see this game in the arcade nor do I want to be associated with anyone who has played it, but it's pretty creepy that there is a market for this stuff on the same planet that I live on. I guess that there is a market for no end of fucked up shit over there so I really shouldn't be surprised at the ass-ramming game. Apparently the characters in the game give very pleasing audio feedback such as moans and screams the faster the thumb pokes into the ass which really do make it sound super-neato to me. Also,the mascot is a turd. Yes, a turd. This thing has been around for a couple of years I guess, but I have just now heard about it and it makes me want to die. Today's Goldmine is sort of along those lines in that it features other arcade games that simply should not be.
The wacky goons of the Something Awful Forums have been on the make again, and this week they bring to you terrible arcade games that we should all be very happy are not real. Judging from Boong Ga Boong Ga, however, anything is possible, so look for at least a few of these to hit the Japanese markets early next Spring sometime. This disaster Started with poster TheChirurgeon and his PantsPantsRevolution Photoshop, and before we knew what had happened there was a cavalcade of terrible games just waiting to be played. Or blown up. One of the two.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.