Celebrities With Phones, submitted by F H. Okay, I'm going to try really hard to sum up this site the best possible way I can without confusing too many of you guys. There are pictures on this site. The pictures are of celebrities. The celebrities have phones. I hope I didn't lose anybody there, but it's unfortunately the only way I can explain it without having to break out a 12-page flowchart that includes a good portion of the Kennedy family.

Welcome! This is an image archive with one single rule; pictures must be of famous, infamous, or otherwise well-known people, with a telephone.

Well, it has to be a celebrity with a phone, which to me means someone generally well-known to a significant amount of people, for any reason.

An image qualifies as "from" a show or film if it's a screen capture, publicity shot, or behind-the-scenes shot from a specific title, featuring actors "in character."

Er... sounds fair enough to me. Now I'm not one to criticize people's pastimes, but WHAT?

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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