Century-Child, submitted by me. Something about this site just causes me to laugh a lot, and I think that something is the fact it's so incredibly idiotic. I think part of it has to do with the fact that the site really doesn't look that bad. It's pretentious as hell, but it's not that's something new to the Internet. No, what gets me is the awful heavy metal soundtrack that accompanies all the content. Oh yeah, and the content. The delightful headbanging noise soundtrack doesn't stop, and it just keeps looping over and over again until you curse the vary Nordic Gods responsible for the creation of heavy metal, damning them to suffer as you have.
I think somebody forgot to shave. Good god woman, go back to the circus!
This site is some crazy heavy metal obsessed lady's terrible online sanctuary, pluck full of pictures of longhaired and shirtless men looking dense and, well, brain dead. There are also terrible drawings of manly women being embraced by womanly men.
Well that was certainly way more scary than necessary. I sure can't say I've seen many drawings of zombie women in swimsuits, and I sure can't say I've wanted to. But thanks again Internet, I'll scratch that off my checklist.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.