Century-Child, submitted by me. Something about this site just causes me to laugh a lot, and I think that something is the fact it's so incredibly idiotic. I think part of it has to do with the fact that the site really doesn't look that bad. It's pretentious as hell, but it's not that's something new to the Internet. No, what gets me is the awful heavy metal soundtrack that accompanies all the content. Oh yeah, and the content. The delightful headbanging noise soundtrack doesn't stop, and it just keeps looping over and over again until you curse the vary Nordic Gods responsible for the creation of heavy metal, damning them to suffer as you have.

I think somebody forgot to shave. Good god woman, go back to the circus!

This site is some crazy heavy metal obsessed lady's terrible online sanctuary, pluck full of pictures of longhaired and shirtless men looking dense and, well, brain dead. There are also terrible drawings of manly women being embraced by womanly men.

Well that was certainly way more scary than necessary. I sure can't say I've seen many drawings of zombie women in swimsuits, and I sure can't say I've wanted to. But thanks again Internet, I'll scratch that off my checklist.

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

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