Century-Child, submitted by me. Something about this site just causes me to laugh a lot, and I think that something is the fact it's so incredibly idiotic. I think part of it has to do with the fact that the site really doesn't look that bad. It's pretentious as hell, but it's not that's something new to the Internet. No, what gets me is the awful heavy metal soundtrack that accompanies all the content. Oh yeah, and the content. The delightful headbanging noise soundtrack doesn't stop, and it just keeps looping over and over again until you curse the vary Nordic Gods responsible for the creation of heavy metal, damning them to suffer as you have.

I think somebody forgot to shave. Good god woman, go back to the circus!

This site is some crazy heavy metal obsessed lady's terrible online sanctuary, pluck full of pictures of longhaired and shirtless men looking dense and, well, brain dead. There are also terrible drawings of manly women being embraced by womanly men.

Well that was certainly way more scary than necessary. I sure can't say I've seen many drawings of zombie women in swimsuits, and I sure can't say I've wanted to. But thanks again Internet, I'll scratch that off my checklist.

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

More Awful Link of the Day

This Week on Something Awful...

  • Meditations from a Movable Weiner

    Meditations from a Movable Weiner

    Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.

  • BarkWire.com Dog Reviews: The Barquis de Sade & Cleaver

    BarkWire.com Dog Reviews: The Barquis de Sade & Cleaver

    Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.

Copyright ©2014 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.