The Porkydex, submitted by Me. Hey kids! Do you like Pokemon? Do you enjoy masturbating to images of crudely-drawn pregnant Anime girls? Combine these two utterly fascinating ideas and you've got some kind of MS Paint shop of horrors that, quite frankly, baffles my mind in almost every conceivable way. The Porkydex is a website dedicated to, you got it, pregnant humanoid furry Anime Pokemon girls. I don't know how many fetishes this covers, because I still don't really know what the fuck is going on here, but you can assume its one too many of whatever the fuck it is.
Usually when Blastoise can't quite squeeze into the clothes she's trying to buy, she just Hydro Pumps a couple hundred gallons of water out of her system for a quick slim-down. But it's not so easy to de-bloat with Jigglypuffs jammed in both pipes.
Er, yeah, what he said! See, I was always under the impression that nobody would bother combining pregnant women with bestiality and a children's cartoon; leave it up to the Internet to prove me wrong! It's nice to know that there are 150 of these drawings, one for each original Pokemon, because I'm a guy who enjoys a sense of completion in his life, and having pregnant Anime woman versions of all Pokemon is something that I can truly respect. Additionally, what the fuck?!?
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