Despite checking out a couple Pokemon-themed updates in the past few years, I still don't know that much about the creatures. I know the plural of "Pokemon" is "Pokemon," because I checked to make sure of that -- using the correct plural form is very important to me! Also, apparently they drool a lot, like a cat who ate bad leafs! I learned this latest bit when CapCityGoofBall encouraged the SA Forum Goons to draw irregular Pokemon specimen. These monster clearly suffered a form of generation loss during their evolution. Now let's get it started in here!
Shoes for pidgeons
When I try to clear the ball, run into me at a thousand miles per hour, sending me flying halfway across the map. If the ball is coming down in front of the opposing goal and I'm in position to tap it in, run into me at a thousand miles per hour. Never stop slamming into me at a thousand miles per hour, unless you can slam into me even faster.
eSports are getting more attention, but these new non-nerd spectators have no idea what's going happening. Help them understand how and why you've decided to waste your life with these simple approaches.
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