The Wotch, submitted by Doctor Nick. In this topsy-turvy world of ours, there are maybe one or two good web comics and ten thousand hideous ones. I'm not sure why, but the web comic is a medium that attracts a lot of really dense people. If you combined all the talent behind every web comic on the face of the Earth, you would average out with a functionally handicapped person capable of communicating only through a system of Morse code based around crapping and not crapping at any given moment. This site echoes that sad fact by proceeding to showcase the banal high school adventures of entirely insipid characters with crude art soaking in a lofty air of failure. What a wonderful slice of life! Sadly, this comic is not a one-idiot operation, either. On the plus side there is some high quality art to be had, sure to wow your pretty little eyes off.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
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