Ice Chewers Bulletin Board, submitted by Miss Pepper. Okay gang, good news! We can now check "ice chewing fetish" off our list of stupid things stupid people fixate on!
This whole forum makes me very angry and furious and now I'm going to go have a heart attack. I HOPE YOU ALL GET FREEZER BURN IN YOUR THROATS!
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
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Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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