Jim Pinkoski, submitted by Ididntwannadoit. Jim Pinkoski's homepage is a tribute to christian archeologist Roy Wyatt, who apparently unearthed the ark of the covenant. Unfortunately there aren't any pictures of the ark on the site. Why? Because according to Jim the ark cannot be captured by conventional photography. Ron Wyatt died in 1999 so I guess the ark got sick of his shit and killed him like it did the nazis in Indiana Jones. Here's Jim's idea for a movie, which by all indications looks like a recipe for awesome:
I began developing my FATHER TIME stories back in 1975 as a comic strip -- the first version of my FATHER TIME movie was written in 1976 and was entitled "THE PAPERBOY," and then in 1983 I incorporated my banking project into the movie and did the first version of "THE BANK" --
The manager of the local bank is not a human being.
He is a demon, and he enjoys seeing people come in and sign for their high interest bank loans.
This demon loves money, and loves to see the pain it brings to peoples' lives when they have to default on their loans and lose their homes, etc.
Movie tagline: He loved fixed rate mortgages ...TO DEATH.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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