Date Me, Natalie!, submitted by indigi. Oftentimes, when I'm on the internet, I find myself saying "It's just fucking Natalie Portman. What the hell is the big deal?" I should have been asking this guy.
"...this is simply a way for me to tell the world (and hopefully Natalie herself) that I feel as though we have the potential to be compatible. All I'm asking is for a chance to explore that compatibility, to see if we're a good match."
Yeah well I guess that makes sense.
If I get this date with Natalie and it's awkward and doesn't work out, so be it. I just need to know I tried.
Tons of marriages start out like that.
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Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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