Date Me, Natalie!, submitted by indigi. Oftentimes, when I'm on the internet, I find myself saying "It's just fucking Natalie Portman. What the hell is the big deal?" I should have been asking this guy.
"...this is simply a way for me to tell the world (and hopefully Natalie herself) that I feel as though we have the potential to be compatible. All I'm asking is for a chance to explore that compatibility, to see if we're a good match."
Yeah well I guess that makes sense.
If I get this date with Natalie and it's awkward and doesn't work out, so be it. I just need to know I tried.
Tons of marriages start out like that.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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