Date Me, Natalie!, submitted by indigi. Oftentimes, when I'm on the internet, I find myself saying "It's just fucking Natalie Portman. What the hell is the big deal?" I should have been asking this guy.
"...this is simply a way for me to tell the world (and hopefully Natalie herself) that I feel as though we have the potential to be compatible. All I'm asking is for a chance to explore that compatibility, to see if we're a good match."
Yeah well I guess that makes sense.
If I get this date with Natalie and it's awkward and doesn't work out, so be it. I just need to know I tried.
Tons of marriages start out like that.
We're not going to solve gun massacres with bad manners, people.
The guns are gone. Now what happens to all those paper targets? Don't tell me you forgot about the paper targets. The ones hanging from little clips on fancy clotheslines at shooting ranges. With no guns to destroy these legions of paper bastards, they go unchecked.
A sign proclaiming "BACTA: DA FUTURE" marks the town's medical clinic
1998: I upload dave.pcx, and change the course of history
Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.