Date Me, Natalie!, submitted by indigi. Oftentimes, when I'm on the internet, I find myself saying "It's just fucking Natalie Portman. What the hell is the big deal?" I should have been asking this guy.
"...this is simply a way for me to tell the world (and hopefully Natalie herself) that I feel as though we have the potential to be compatible. All I'm asking is for a chance to explore that compatibility, to see if we're a good match."
Yeah well I guess that makes sense.
If I get this date with Natalie and it's awkward and doesn't work out, so be it. I just need to know I tried.
Tons of marriages start out like that.
Doctor Ben Carson, Popeye's survivor, has some advice about school shootings, terrorists on airplanes, chopping malls, and more perilous scenarios.
With all these great tats, it's safe to say I'm the most unique person on earth. Which sounds great, until you realize how lonely it is.
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