Normally, the sites featured in this section require a brief description that basically functions as a turn-the-fuck-back disclaimer. But occasionally, there's an Awful Link that's bizarre enough to baffle uninitiated visitors yet basic enough to make analysis superfluous, all while being inoffensive enough that blind-clicking it won't risk your sanity and/or employment. Friends, welcome to looksmatter.net. It's a beautiful place!* Note - and this is not a spoiler so much as a polite consideration - you might want to turn your speakers down a bit. Also: Apparently it breaks Internet Explorer. Finally: Click here to visit areas of the site accessible only through search engines, not the home page! Okay, enjoy!
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.