Normally, the sites featured in this section require a brief description that basically functions as a turn-the-fuck-back disclaimer. But occasionally, there's an Awful Link that's bizarre enough to baffle uninitiated visitors yet basic enough to make analysis superfluous, all while being inoffensive enough that blind-clicking it won't risk your sanity and/or employment. Friends, welcome to looksmatter.net. It's a beautiful place!* Note - and this is not a spoiler so much as a polite consideration - you might want to turn your speakers down a bit. Also: Apparently it breaks Internet Explorer. Finally: Click here to visit areas of the site accessible only through search engines, not the home page! Okay, enjoy!
Why you honk and how it’s misinterpreted.
Gentle Creature has awakened from his worries. Shhhh. He has gone to visit his gentle cousin who also wants to be President.
If you think Hitler was good, you've got another thing coming.
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Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.