Normally, the sites featured in this section require a brief description that basically functions as a turn-the-fuck-back disclaimer. But occasionally, there's an Awful Link that's bizarre enough to baffle uninitiated visitors yet basic enough to make analysis superfluous, all while being inoffensive enough that blind-clicking it won't risk your sanity and/or employment. Friends, welcome to looksmatter.net. It's a beautiful place!* Note - and this is not a spoiler so much as a polite consideration - you might want to turn your speakers down a bit. Also: Apparently it breaks Internet Explorer. Finally: Click here to visit areas of the site accessible only through search engines, not the home page! Okay, enjoy!
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.