GIMME MAH CHICKENS
"did he say cripples? fat people arent cripples nor should they be treated that way. in fact they should be treated the oppisite. if we keep babying them they'reÿ only gonna get fatter and they chose to keep eating and not excercise"
"gawd bleass america, sure we waste energy, have the fattest population, almost the dumbest population, constantly pretend we saved ALL europeans in WWII (btw germans are european), rape vietnamese children, but uhhÿ yeah anyway gawd bleass."
"never have i seen so many american stereotypes packed in to oneÿ person....fat, loud, obnoxious, and utter disregard to those around him....god bless america!"
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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