GIMME MAH CHICKENS
"did he say cripples? fat people arent cripples nor should they be treated that way. in fact they should be treated the oppisite. if we keep babying them they'reÿ only gonna get fatter and they chose to keep eating and not excercise"
"gawd bleass america, sure we waste energy, have the fattest population, almost the dumbest population, constantly pretend we saved ALL europeans in WWII (btw germans are european), rape vietnamese children, but uhhÿ yeah anyway gawd bleass."
"never have i seen so many american stereotypes packed in to oneÿ person....fat, loud, obnoxious, and utter disregard to those around him....god bless america!"
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
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