GIMME MAH CHICKENS
"did he say cripples? fat people arent cripples nor should they be treated that way. in fact they should be treated the oppisite. if we keep babying them they'reÿ only gonna get fatter and they chose to keep eating and not excercise"
"gawd bleass america, sure we waste energy, have the fattest population, almost the dumbest population, constantly pretend we saved ALL europeans in WWII (btw germans are european), rape vietnamese children, but uhhÿ yeah anyway gawd bleass."
"never have i seen so many american stereotypes packed in to oneÿ person....fat, loud, obnoxious, and utter disregard to those around him....god bless america!"
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
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