A team of scientists discovers the primordial particles, the smallest units of matter that compose everything else: They are tiny versions of a basketball, football, baseball and hockey puck. The scientists smash them together, creating another Big Bang. Galaxies and stars explode, revealing the Sports Center logo as the center of the new universe.
'Let the building eat you.'
The SA Goons reveal all the latest teen-only text-slang terms! Like 'MU@B' = Meet You at the Bog. (Bogs are big this year.)
Product Placement in Sci-Fi, Part 2: Great images, again, plus a dynamic, reader-targeting headline!
Ron Paul is sitting at a computer, checking the value of gold. He hears ‘You're worried about the fed but you should be worried about the FRED!’ Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his musket but Freddy gets it first. ‘Time for a second American revolution!’ Freddy laughs before spinning Ron Paul around and shooting his face with the musket