The dark, unfathomable terror contained in the box of cereals consumed my soul and drove my mind into madness.
A team of scientists discovers the primordial particles, the smallest units of matter that compose everything else: They are tiny versions of a basketball, football, baseball and hockey puck. The scientists smash them together, creating another Big Bang. Galaxies and stars explode, revealing the Sports Center logo as the center of the new universe.
'Let the building eat you.'
The SA Goons reveal all the latest teen-only text-slang terms! Like 'MU@B' = Meet You at the Bog. (Bogs are big this year.)