I'm the obese elderly man standing naked in the middle of the locker room. I think I'll just stand here a while longer.
We're clearing out all remaining 2013 images, EVERYTHING MUST GO!
I have looked at the Hasbro website, and sure enough it has lots of instructions on how to transform many versions of Optimus Prime from truck to robot and vice versa. However, for the life of me I can't figure out how to transform my penis into boner mode.
Ever Dream This Man? - Yes! I still dream him! In 2013!
Citing a popular joke, Merriam-Webster has released a special-edition dictionary that does not include the word ‘gullible.’ A spokesman for the publishing company says the original concept involved putting a mirror on that page in lieu of the word, but this did not prove cost-effecti … SEE MORE