I have looked at the Hasbro website, and sure enough it has lots of instructions on how to transform many versions of Optimus Prime from truck to robot and vice versa. However, for the life of me I can't figure out how to transform my penis into boner mode.
Ever Dream This Man? - Yes! I still dream him! In 2013!
Citing a popular joke, Merriam-Webster has released a special-edition dictionary that does not include the word ‘gullible.’ A spokesman for the publishing company says the original concept involved putting a mirror on that page in lieu of the word, but this did not prove cost-effecti … SEE MORE
Created by SA contributor Joseph ‘maxnmona’ Fink, ‘Welcome to Night Vale’ is an ominous community-radio-style podcast set in a small desert town, ‘NPR from the Twilight Zone.’ Broadcasts feature updates about the Sheriff's Secret Police, mysterious lights in the night sky, and dark hooded figures with unknowable powers. Turn on your radio and hide.