The premise is simple - if video game villains had a chance to perform other jobs, what would they be able to do? What sorts of jobs would their skills allow them to do? Forum goon Microwave, who has been responsible for all sorts of really great MSPaint threads recently, decided to pose that question. A lot of people contributed, and obviously I couldn't include all of the contributions, which probably means I'm going to wake up tomorrow morning with a skinny, pasty-faced nerd holding a knife to my throat, demanding that I put his contribution up. Thank God I bought the shotgun.
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The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.