Chaosium's "The 1990's Handbook" for Call of Cthulhu was published in 1995. Rather than call their modern version "Cthulhu Modern" they decided to pin it to the 1990s. It turns out to be a setting every bit as compelling as the 1890s or the 1920s. For gamers longing for a healthy dose of nostalgia along with their cosmic horror tabletop gaming, please enjoy Steve & Zack's random adventure hook generator, The Lollapaloozicon. Hit F5 for more hooks.


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