A ParaGirls Special Place
A ParaGirls Special Place, submitted by Abraham. Listen, I realize handicapped/cast/wheelchair fetishes are no new thing on the Internet. Shout out a bunch of random words, add "fucking" in there somewhere, and no doubt there's a site waiting to take your credit card information.
"ParaGirls," however, boasts that it is the "original home of the wheelchair fetish." That's something to be proud of. That's like bragging about being the first person in your town to have a basement dungeon filled with malnourished children.
I go out pretending a few times a month, and yes, there are many days when I wake up and just WISH my legs would stop working, that my spine would break and that my dreams of needing a wheelchair full time would come to pass.
Man, wishing to be a cripple. And I thought I was an ungrateful little prick for asking for an NES when I was a kid.
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