GameLife Video Game Review Show, submitted by Lowtax.
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In this time, we have... good ol' Super Mario Brothers 2. Or... Doki Doki Panic as you'll as known in Japan... at that time. And of course, we, we, we, the western world, couldn't, uhm, get the original Super Mario Brothers 2 since that was supposedly too "difficult"... for the States. So this is what we got uhm... a game that already existed but with... uhm, Mario characters thrown in, there. So not to say that's a bad game by any means. But, I'm... uhm, I, personally I didn't like this game all that much when it came out.
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