Send this image to 30 people and your baby won't come out looking all messed up.
Pie sounds lovely. Thank you, Beatrice.
AOL user 2411742 has got a bad case of something.
2917636 knows the importance of being a good host.
There's a big, long sale this week. They've erected signs and deals are popping up all over the store. Get your hands on something quick though, because they'd love to jack up the price and catch you with your pants down. Then they'll jack it up again. And again and again and again.
Job interviews aren't going so well for 1287572.
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
It's just a little confusing, is all.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.