Send this image to 30 people and your baby won't come out looking all messed up.
Pie sounds lovely. Thank you, Beatrice.
AOL user 2411742 has got a bad case of something.
2917636 knows the importance of being a good host.
There's a big, long sale this week. They've erected signs and deals are popping up all over the store. Get your hands on something quick though, because they'd love to jack up the price and catch you with your pants down. Then they'll jack it up again. And again and again and again.
Job interviews aren't going so well for 1287572.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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