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The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.

• Watch Dogs - The Blackout You Did Not See
• Quake 3 - Come play CPMA with goons
• Can Asthma be Psychosomatic?
• Dell 15.6" i5 laptop for $460 from Amazon, includes $100 Amazon GC
• Allergies cause of pinkeye-like symptoms?
• A quick look at the Milwaukee site and puzzle.
• 6/17 GDT NL Central Supremacy
• Skyrim: Requiem - Immersion's a Killer.