This week's Comedy Goldmine is all about a picture of one unfortunate little boy whom the forums goons nicknamed "Winceton" and a bottle of Gatorade, a sneak peak of which was offered in a previous Photoshop Phriday:
Poster Ignoramus started this landslide of comedy and horror and this poor, moist child was the new victim of many interesting abominations. Were we go; hang on to your hats or your friend's hat or whatever it is that you would like to take ahold of at this time.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.