This week's Comedy Goldmine is all about a picture of one unfortunate little boy whom the forums goons nicknamed "Winceton" and a bottle of Gatorade, a sneak peak of which was offered in a previous Photoshop Phriday:
Poster Ignoramus started this landslide of comedy and horror and this poor, moist child was the new victim of many interesting abominations. Were we go; hang on to your hats or your friend's hat or whatever it is that you would like to take ahold of at this time.
‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.