This week's Comedy Goldmine is all about a picture of one unfortunate little boy whom the forums goons nicknamed "Winceton" and a bottle of Gatorade, a sneak peak of which was offered in a previous Photoshop Phriday:
Poster Ignoramus started this landslide of comedy and horror and this poor, moist child was the new victim of many interesting abominations. Were we go; hang on to your hats or your friend's hat or whatever it is that you would like to take ahold of at this time.
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The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.