This week's Comedy Goldmine is all about a picture of one unfortunate little boy whom the forums goons nicknamed "Winceton" and a bottle of Gatorade, a sneak peak of which was offered in a previous Photoshop Phriday:
Poster Ignoramus started this landslide of comedy and horror and this poor, moist child was the new victim of many interesting abominations. Were we go; hang on to your hats or your friend's hat or whatever it is that you would like to take ahold of at this time.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.