This week's Comedy Goldmine is all about a picture of one unfortunate little boy whom the forums goons nicknamed "Winceton" and a bottle of Gatorade, a sneak peak of which was offered in a previous Photoshop Phriday:
Poster Ignoramus started this landslide of comedy and horror and this poor, moist child was the new victim of many interesting abominations. Were we go; hang on to your hats or your friend's hat or whatever it is that you would like to take ahold of at this time.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.