An education beyond the classroom: excelling in the realm of solo academics

The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.

• Should I or Shouldn't I? A pay cut dilemma.
• I quit smoking but turned into a disgraceful fatass
• The Phone Call (short story/poetic prose)
• Under $23 for headphones you can safely wear while cutting the grass
• Amazon VOD Deals
• Clothing, etc. for a girl with a broken scapula
• Dangan Ronpa: Sore wa chigau yo!
• Do not delete any characters until this hacking issue is solved