The Wrath of CLEATUS

The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.

• Water toxicity/Hyponatremia inquiry: When is it safe to say you're fine?
• Goon Cops - tell me about your breathalyzers
• Help a weary 30 year old manchild untangle a web of problems and grow up
• Anatomy of an Angle: It Be Sting!
• Pretty sure I'm allergic to eggs
• Best way to approach boss regarding unfair raise?
• NHL GDT 2/12: The #1 seed Rangers face the 9th seed Capitals... wait what?
• Got the internship but don't have the GPA