Toon Pimp's Place (thanks Ludicrous Speed) - The owner of Toon Pimp's Palace apparently operates under the assumption that the design of a website should reflect the quality of its contents. In this instance you get a a ton of really bad furry and cartoon porn - I know that sounds like an oxymoron but you'll understand when you see the site - and a design that looks like it came out of some sort of automated program that turns nightmares into Flash files.
Most of the porn is so bad I'm not even sure what's happening. Here's an extremely mild example:
Please note that the jagged edges, weird smudges, and artifacts were not caused by this image being a JPEG.
While you're at the site enduring the horror (and the constant porn ads) be sure to check out some of the wonderfully bad Flash games. My favorite is "Lady's Libido", a game in which you move a flashing comet cursor around a blinking anthropomorphic version of Lady from "Lady and the Tramp". I think all of that come-hither blinking she was doing meant I was supposed to take her clothes off, but we never got that far because the controls did not work in my browser. I might have been annoyed, but by that point the looping music had driven me insane and I was trying to burn out my eyes with a curling iron.
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