VIDEO GAME TV #4

This Week on Something Awful...

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  The Worst Things Your Flight's Pilot Could Possibly Say

  10-17-2017 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell

  "Oh, look, it's me from the future! And there's another me, made of anti-matter! All three of us are reaching out towards the exact same point in space, our fingertips on a collision course."
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  I HELPED HORNEY WEINSTEIN BREAK IT OFF IN PADDINGTON BEAR

  10-13-2017 by Levi "HOckey" Johnston

  Levi Johnston finally comes clean about his involvement in the Weinstein scandal and details a disgusting incident that required a green screen.

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  Japanese Box Art Is Always Better

  Video Game Article

  One dozen koalas in baseball uniforms. This is the Japanese box art for Red Steel.
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  what is the best way to make coffee?

  Comedy Goldmine

  What *is* the best way to make coffee?
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  Actually My Garden is Supposed to Look Like Shit

  Comedy Goldmine

  Oh, my garden looks bad? You want a freaking cookie??