What's old is new again! Like spring and Easter and Jesus and stuff. We've done it before, but it was such a hit the first time, the SA Forum Goons decided to redo "Twisted Children’s Books." And I don't know about you, but I wouldn't let my hypothetical young ones anywhere near these people. Freaks.

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