Clerks 2 - News and Updates, submitted by Me. Thank you, Kevin Smith. Thank you for your contributions to the worlds of comics, television, and movies. Thank you for keeping me entertained with your fresh, new humor. And thank you, most of all, for what I'm sure will be another great expansion to the View Askew universe, "Clerks 2."Some folks have asked why I’m even bothering to put any footage of the flick out there, eight months before it’ll hit theaters. The only reason I can sight is that I’m proud of the flick; I fucking love it, and I can’t wait to share it with the world. Just as “Clerks” was a film about what I felt it was like to be in my twenties, “Clerks II” is a film about how I feel it’s like to be in my thirties, and for the audience which has made that trans-generational journey along with us over the last decade, I think it’s gonna really connect in a big way. But chuck that aside: after the great test run of the flick last month, as well as the enthusiastic response from Quentin and Robert, this just felt like the right time to put up some footage for the fan-base.

Sounds like an insightful look into the life of a thirtysomething hack who shouldn't be flipping burgers, let alone making movies! Three cheers to you, Kevin Smith!

– Evan "Pantsfish" Wade

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